Hello:)

I’m Mariah ((obviously)) and I’m fifteen. I seem to have an obsession with TV. ((Apparently that is bad for your health, but the way I see it, it’s bad for my health when I don’t get to see my shows.)) Wooo, I practically live on fanfiction.net ((I’m sure you didn’t notice.)) And yeah, my two hamsters are ninjas, and ball room dancers. ((Just a useless, random, fact.))

"Take life one day at a time. Yesterday is over, focus on today. Don't dream about tomorrow, when tomorrow could change." -Mariah.

I have six words for you.

David Boreanaz

Nathan Fillion

Jensen Ackles

Law and Order: SVU is my favorite show to write about. One: Because Elliot and Olivia belong together, and would be the cutest couple ever. Two: Sadly, EO will probably never happen. So in a way, it makes writing it a lot more interesting. ((Example; Bones and Booth will eventually be together, and when they are, then there will be no fun in reading stories about them getting together. Duh.)) So, if you stop by to see my stories, most will be SVU, and all SVU ones will be EO. Woohoot.

Bones and Castle fall right in with SVU. My other two favorite ((FAVORITE)) shows. Yes, I do own all four seasons of Bones, it’s that amazing. And Castle, well, you would have to watch to understand. Anyways, those two shows are amazing. There’s funny, serious, playful, sad, and full of sexual tension.

Burn Notice, Mercy, Trauma, Supernatural, White Collar, Trueblood, Angel, and NCIS are also amazing.

I would suggest listening to Through Glass by Stone Sour to see my take on Elliot and Olivia.

Also, Fact-Fiction by Mads Langer for an amazing song that goes well with the Castle/Beckett relationship.

One day, I will have song-fics using lyrics from those songs. One day...

Castle quotes.

Castle: Oh my god. This is quite possibly the worst coffee I've ever tasted. It's actually kind of fascinating. It tastes like a-it tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid. Try some?

Castle: We could always make it strip poker.
Beckett: Sorry, but I prefer mystery to horror.

Castle: Apples! Apples! Apples!

Castle: Are you in any pain?
Beckett: Well, not nearly as much as you. It's killing you, isn't it?
Castle: What?
Beckett: Having to wait this long to tell me how you banged down the door.
Castle: You want me to start from the beginning?

Castle: Did you just use the word "veritable" in a sentence?
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy!
Beckett: You should hear me say "fallacious."

Castle: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Beckett: I don't have a magnifying glass.
Castle: Isn't that standard issue for detectives?
Beckett: No, not since Sherlock Holmes.

Beckett: Are you looking at porn?
Castle: No, I use Ryan's computer for that.

Castle: Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me.

SVU quotes.

Olivia: He smells expensive.
Cragen: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant.

Elliot: When you’re being brutalized by me, you’ll know it.

Munch: There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental Amoeba.
Cragen: Did somebody steal your parking space again?

Munch: If I had kids, they’d be called Munch-kins.

Olivia: Yeah? Well at least you and Kathy knew what kind of genes you'd be passing on. Mine is half drunk and the other half violent and cruel.
Elliot: And look how great you turned out.

Bones quotes.

Booth: Yes! We're back.
Brennan: You're the one who told me never to look happy at a crime scene.
Booth: Right. We'll look happy after we find out who did this horrible crime and get them behind bars.
Brennan: Right.

Sweets: Angela, men are idiots. Seriously.
Angela: Just to be clear, are you a man or a boy for the purposes of this conversation?

Booth: Use your mutant powers. Just talk people to death.

Brennan: Why would a gang leader cooperate?
Booth: I'm gonna ask him really, really nicely, Bones.
Brennan: You know that book I'm reading about getting along with your co-workers? It says that sarcasm is never helpful. I can lend it to you if you want.